i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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