um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm just crazy horny about you
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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