Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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