so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize