GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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