my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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