just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
And then he peed in my hair
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