plz talk dirty to me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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