We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my sisters under your porch take her home
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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