She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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