Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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