i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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