I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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