he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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