i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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