any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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