who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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