Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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