If i come over, it means nothing
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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