Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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