office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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