it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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