Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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