We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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