If that was your dad, he is hot
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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