I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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