i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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