??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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