Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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