its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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