on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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