at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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