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(905): View more from Toronto

You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?

(1-905): View more from Toronto

Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.

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(818): View more from California

Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(303): View more from Colorado

there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...

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(864): View more from South Carolina

It's official drugs can't kill me

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(248): View more from Michigan

They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.

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