So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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