just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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