Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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