i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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