Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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