I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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