yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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