i don't like sucking hair
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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