Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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