If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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