i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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