I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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