yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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