Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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