Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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