i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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