The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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