You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
this will be a night to untag.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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