you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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