STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
