So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The Olympian is in my bed
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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