you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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