Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Randomize
