Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She bit a glass in half.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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