well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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