Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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