I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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